Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
The other day I was talking to my Italian teacher, or rather, my teacher who is Italian. He asked me what the deal was with my Scion sweatshirt. I told him that the deal was that I had purchased it at Salvation Army, and that I had started a blog because people seemed to ask me about the sweatshirt a lot. He then put forward that the sweatshirt was kind of like the Kramer jacket from Seinfeld, and began to laugh. I only vaguely remembered what the Kramer jacket was, but agreed, and laughed along.
Monday, November 10, 2008
The other day I washed my Scion sweatshirt for the first time in history because it had mad stains on it (see below). I washed it along with some other stuff and when it was done it had a blue interior. My friend pointed out that real Scion's can have blue interiors too.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
This weekend my Scion sweatshirt and I celebrated Halloween in Philadelphia. On Saturday my friend got real drunk and vomited on the door of a cab we were riding in. I cleaned a bit up with the sleeve of my Scion sweatshirt. I thought that it would smell wierd after that, but really it doesn't.
Monday, October 27, 2008
The other weekend this dude asked me if I got my Scion sweatshirt from the place on Bedford where they test drive Scions. I told him that I had not, nor have I ever heard of such a place, nor have I driven a car in two years. Further investigation seems in order.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
I got home last night in my Scion sweatshirt and found that friends were visiting. One friend had not seen my sweatshirt before. He said that his dad drives a Scion for work. I asked why his work gave him a Scion. He said that they had not. He then clarified that his dad is a veterinarian and that he advertises this fact on his Scion.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
I was in the deli with my Scion sweatshirt and these two dudes said that they had seen me and my Scion sweatshirt before. They were drunk and asked me if Scion was paying me to wear the sweatshirt. I said that they weren't but that I have a blog and would like an offer from them. They went on to suggest to me that I change my blog to "iwearthissweatshirtalldayeveryday.com". They then went on to suggest to my friend that I change my blog to "iwannabeontheirpayroll.org". Those guys had a lot of ideas.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
The other day I was on Facebook messaging about my Scion sweatshirt. My friend who thinks that Scion's are the "Lego car" told me that she has a friend who is the brother of the guy who made CollegeHumor.com and that this friend has a silver Scion sweatshirt, in case I wanted to blog about it.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
This wekeend I went to the pawty of a fwiend of a fwiend at the apawtment of a fwiend of a fwiend of a fwiend with my Scion sweatshirt. This guy who seemed to know what he was talking about said that the pattern of the Scion sweatshirt is the same as Gucci products. I would tend to agree.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Yesterday I went to the deli in my Scion sweatshirt and got a turkey blt. The woman asked me if I had a Scion. I said I wish that I did but that I don't even drive. I meant to say that I don't have a car, but I didn't correct myself. She went on to complain about gas prices and her husband's poor passenger seat etiquette while he was in the back making my turkey blt.